FAQ

Not a Dog, A Member at Saint Chad What is Saint Chad all about? There is no “other” at Saint Chad, Fontana. We have done away with the artificial distinctions of “religious” and “non-religious.” That was just a political game. It is all a political game. At Saint Chad we simply are Real. Together.

Tools that Oppress now used to Liberate! What do you believe? At Saint Chad, you must adhere to our community growth patterns. If you must think in categories, then you may call them doctrines. We prefer the term “liberators.” There is only one real liberator: equality! And Saint Chad parish is serious about equality. We get tough on marginalization! To quote the Canon Dale, "True liberation comes when we enforce absolute equality.”

An Omphalos Stone Now at the Center of Saint Chad Who is Frank Pastore? One of the main missions of Canon Dale is to bring to light the evils of "Frank" Pastore. This baseball player turned philosopher turned radio star for the Right is the main evil on the air waves of Greater Los Angeles. Pastore is constantly engaging in hegemonic discourse. He is so other, he is no longer an other. He must be stopped, for his own good and for the children. Canon Dale is working on a book "Exposing Frank Pastore" which will reveal connections between Pastore and the Straussian Conspiracy to take over this precious blue ball, we call Mother Gaia. The Bush administration is rife with the followers of Leo Strauss. Dale Owens is confident that soon "City and Man" will be required reading in our government schools! Plato is not far behind! Why should this worry us? Plato helped end the importance placed on the spiritual knowledge found in such womyn shrines as Delphi. At Delphi the omphalos stone provided the focal point for a mystical worship lost in our "rational" age. At Delphi, heart was allowed to triumph over head. There hand guided by heart found a rock on which to rest. Plato ended this with his male-centered worship of Apollo as reason and not as "mouse god" (see Iliad I) and bringer of chaos. Religion was changed and the world was made Other. Strauss is the modern manifestation of this destruction of Delphi. But is this pitcher now throwing for Strauss? To cite just one connection: Pastore knows John Mark N. Reynolds (www.johnmarkreynolds.com), a student of a student of Strauss. More breaking information when it is available.